[Hello world. Welcome to Sentret TV. In today's episode we will be introducing a metapod! That's right folks, a metapod. Just look at that thing, it's amazing. And if we turn the screen a bit...oh look, it's a trainer! He's staring pretty intensely at the metapod, and so is the little baby wingull on his head. Though the wingull looks like it would rather, you know...fight, or fly or something. But this scene's kinda boring, so let's climb up to the branch above (did we mention we're in a tree?) and oh look, you can see a little chikorita all the way down below. She sounds a little irritated.
After a little more of the sentret's camera antics, Jacques looks up at his wingull.]
....Your turn.
[And the bird excitedly readies its attack!--While Jacques confiscates the pokegear and turns it off.]